Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML
Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML
Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own girlfriend for having sex at Walmart. She tried to get me to let her out on the grounds of being "pretty" and dating me. She wants to continue the relationship. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
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Top comments
rawrkittehpwnage 0
sounds like you got yourself a keeper there.
AlexBuda 0
You have a **** as a girlfriend, time to break up
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Comments (83)
Cooldown987 0
Giver her sum more
WEEBZ 0
indecent exposure on my dick
MzKylz 0
I hope you left her there! lol
alwa7sh 2
Your in love with a striper, she poppin, she rollin, she rollin.
Ethiopia_Salam 0
Did you reply to the first comment just to have yours at the top? Omg me too! Now what else should us attention ****** do? USE ALL CAPS LOCK? use horible gramer and speelings so teh grammr nazis will freek out? I feel so fulfilled! Everyone, LOOK AT MY COMMENT, LOOK AT IT! God people grow up.
MzKylz 0
says you #66 who is 16... I couldn't give a shit where my post is it's just as easy to click on the first one. as I couldn't give a shit about other peoples comments.
MzKylz 0
Oh & yes I am awesome for posting in the first comment!! pffft
alwa7sh 2
Well our comments made you look and comment 66, yah I feel fulfilled. Now reply all the way in the bottom so people wouldn't think of you as an attention *****.
ilovejorgerabara 3
Haha all these comments are hilarious! Why read the FML when we have comments ;) all of you are amazing, well most of you. Haha Anyways Op I hope you left her ass there !!!
rawrkittehpwnage 0
sounds like you got yourself a keeper there.
L3Paparazzo 7
snooooki
TNB_xACiDiC 0
lol win
WeeGee_fml 0
snooki want smoosh smoosh lol
nikkibihm 0
haha
banana_buddy 6
Wow YDI OP for dating a fugly tramp. We all know that decent looking girls don't get arrested for indecent exposure cause guys will pick them up before the police do.
sourgirl101 29
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: Why are you shaking? It's me she's going to eat.(: Your name reminded me of this joke.
LightningLadyy 0
This FML reminds me of the joke "Pass out with your rack out!"
shortymac 0
Sounds like a great girlfriend. Who cares what she shows to other people as long as you're the only one getting to touch while you look.
Ethiopia_Salam 0
Not anymore.
Cian_1 28
If I was him, I'd be very suspicious at why she was naked. This happened to with my ex; she was cheating at the time, and that's how I found out. Good luck, OP!
xiar 0
what a winner!
LoveMySoldier82 0
Was she at Mardi Gras?
Filitov 0
Hopefully she was adhering to the "look but don't touch" rule for those who witnessed her exposure.
SarahCrazy_fml 0
Sad if that's further then she has ever gone with you.
mintcar 10
She was probably inebriated. Talk to her about it because there's nothing classy about indecent exposure.
EazyB29 0
so are you saying that it was okay because she was drunk?
mintcar 10
I never said that.
LoveMySoldier82 0
No, she is hoping it was just the booze, otherwise something is seriously wrong. Either way, she doesn't sound very classy.
XxKyttixX 0
Haha that's the way to do it!
FYLDeep 26
Tell her that from now on when she goes out and exposes herself, that she better be doing a decent job of it.
jessicaxx1 0
Lol(: