Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
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tooGee24 0
he was in a hard situation can't blame him for it
jay4who7 0
nice,but it's kinda hard to talk you're way out of that one!
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Comments (239)
loshysucks 0
dont go ! dam thats suxx
esaabras 0
ydi for not giving him enough! ;)
rus1rus 0
that's called hobnockering
risforrrrcuhh 0
At least he wasn't fornicating in public without you.
DineshKarthikesu 0
Well, they're not gonna let him get off that easily.
jfarrow9703 11
well at least he was just jerkin it, he could have been ****** yur best friend, or cousin or mother or sister or aunt or anybody else for that fact of the matter
EvilDave 13
You forgot brother and other boyfriend.
lilsmartie 0
that is. what you call a hob knocker
krystalrocks195 0
WHAT TIME IS IT?...new boyfriend time?
triggerit 5
help him! perhaps he dreamed of you at this certain time....
5t3ff1k4h 47
Haha, I just read about this last night in my Abnormal Psych text. Awesome stuff!