ohbutno
🌶️ Spicy
Late results
Today, I found out that not only did I get the best blowjob of my life on New Year's Eve, I also got gonorrhea. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Infected
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it
Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML
Yupppp.
Flushing, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my new boyfriend with whom I'm completely smitten called me and told me he had an early Valentine's Day gift for me. Gonorrhea. FML
imgoingtofreakout
🌶️ Spicy
Cheers
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Anonymous
Carmichael, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Smelly Finger Nights
Today, I learned that not only do I have bacterial vaginosis, but I ALSO have gonorrhea from a hookup. The only symptoms I'm having? Anal itching. FML
Rumpkis
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Don't shoot the messenger
Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML
3somer
🌶️ Spicy
Ménage à nope
Today, I received a text from the woman with whom my boyfriend and I recently had a threesome. After years of fantasizing, I finally experienced what it was like to be with another girl. Now we also get to experience what it's like to have gonorrhea. FML
impure
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Battlebarney
Washington, United States
Today, I learned that the burning sensation I get on my balls isn't from when my girlfriend poured hot sauce on my balls as a prank, it's actually gonorrhea. FML
Top comments
Chazzster 32
It seems that your date was sexually skilled but may have got that way while taking unnecessary chances with potential STD’s. Are you sure, though, that this was the person you caught it from?
JackWood 21
Fortune favors the brave and no good dead goes unpunished. You get what you pay for, or you pay for what you get. js
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Chazzster 32
It seems that your date was sexually skilled but may have got that way while taking unnecessary chances with potential STD’s. Are you sure, though, that this was the person you caught it from?
RichardPencil 32
I don't think you got gonorrhea that way. Anything else happen that night?
JackWood 21
Fortune favors the brave and no good dead goes unpunished. You get what you pay for, or you pay for what you get. js