Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
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tooGee24 0
he was in a hard situation can't blame him for it
jay4who7 0
nice,but it's kinda hard to talk you're way out of that one!
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Comments (239)
saltycookies 5
haha I wonder what the fine is for something like that
vballer123456 0
seriously what is the fine for that or is it jail time?
rciccone 0
SHE BAILD HIM OUT!!! JAIL DUH!
NicoleMorganX3 0
lol yeaah
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Lol I bet he was wearing a trenchcoat when you picked him up.
Y_U_19029 0
Or he looked like your pic when she picked him up.
Mclovin_95 0
lmao!
JacksonCampbell 9
21 you should go to jail for your picture
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Don't be hatin'. For all you know this could be a photo shoot for Playgirl.
xJASMINEx 0
I'm pretty wet just lookin at the pic x3
Senseless_487 29
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
misfitSuperStar 0
21- This pic is BEYOND disturbing!! I thought u were Ron Jeremy at first...and that AIN'T good...but you're WORSE!!!! =0
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Haters gonna hate.
SeeBrendenBurn 0
FirstBornUnicorn, you win at this conversation. (:
phatdaddy62 23
if you're wet, you should call me!
CoolAsian 0
#178 you look like that guy from hangover I forgot his name.
Sharpie23 7
this reminds me of Chapelle show when that guy busted a nut on the bus haha
flamegrilled123 3
I don't blame him
HeatherXCore 0
Kid got caught in the bathroom jerkin' it at my school. I don't understand how they can't wait lol.
hebes331 0
sometimes u just gotta do what u gotta do.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
When I was in seventh grade, this one kid actually masturbated during class.
HeatherXCore 0
Just imagined a guy going at it "Oh god geography gets me hard!". god damn you anti flood.
HeatherXCore 0
Just kids and being sexual these days is weird to me. A girl in 7th grade got caught giving a boy a ******* in class when there was a movie showing.
jay4who7 0
one of my friends jerks off in random places,just to see if he can get away with it. I know it's creepy,but he also has no girlfriend.(I wonder why) lol
NameTitleHere 0
Some people do it for adrenaline and do it in public because of knowing the fact that you can get caught..
RedPillSucks 33
sigh... Kindergarten, during "nap time".
HeatherXCore 0
105- My cousin has a friend like that. He's no longer allowed to be alone in her house.
HeatherXCore 0
147- Yep. It's going to reach there too. They won't know what they're doing but they'll do it. anti-flooooood can suck it
gawddddd 3
Yeah. This guy in 8th grade was masturbating right next to me during class. It scarred me for life :/
rawrgoesthedinos_fml 0
dude, some people get hard in class, they gotta jerk off man.. or else, bonner in class? embarrassing.. XD
pancakerocks 1
thats weird wanna give me one in a movie. jk. anti flood blows. damn u
munny_fml 7
hahahaha wow
Bg4l31 0
gross
Arsonnist 3
Shouldn't you be happy that he's showing public affection?
sk8erd 15
12 is right he was prolly thinking of you.. and really everybody who says this is awkward well don't deny ppl. I do it too just not in public places like school bathrooms,work,street etc.
Spastastic 6
"just not in public places". That makes all the difference.
FYLDeep 26
That's just wrong. Dump his ass.
FYLDeep 26
There's certain things that just aren't meant to be done in public.
FYLDeep 26
There are* Sorry about that.