Today, I got the car of my dreams. My daughter also learned how to write her name. Now I have "LAUREN" across the side of my car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Today, my friend got her first car. I bought mine three weeks ago and haven't started making payments. She came straight from the dealership to pick me up. She backed into my car. FML
Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML
Today, my daughter decided to draw me a heart for my birthday. Unfortunately, she drew it on the side of my car. With a rock. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML
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CACC_fml 0
Sell the daughter and get a new car
Anaxes 5
I'm confused as to how the only way to not be a bad parent is to sit in front of the child and stare at it like a ghoul until it's 8 years old.
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Comments (127)
FFML_314 12
YDI. Why was she out of your sight long enough to do that? Watch your child, woman!
takeapieandrun 9
Yeah, and set some rules with your children about important things.
andruha1123 5
beat your kids... everyone should beat their kids!
CitrusGirl 0
this is a classic case of bad parenting
lickmyjock 0
make em eat grilled cheese coated in pledge
InDenial 6
And rip baby bunny rabbits heads off!
PimpdaddyCJT 13
time to woop some ass
catsareahmazing 0
Is she a virgin?
Anaxes 5
I'm confused as to how the only way to not be a bad parent is to sit in front of the child and stare at it like a ghoul until it's 8 years old.
green_eyes124 0
At least it's a good name. That's my name : ) but I still wouldn't want it across my brand new car so fyl
SwiftCashew 0
It's called taking your car to the car shop for a paint job.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
She may not have the money to take it to get the paint fixed especially since she just got the car. OP that sucks that she wrote her name on your new car but like everyone else I have to question who was watching your daughter at the time and where they were while this happened before I can decided on FYL or YDI.
KCTruth4 0
Paint over it but if she used keys your screwed
rhanana 0
bad parenting? my god you can't watch your kids 24/7. People these days are waaay too quick to judge.
niggatyrone 0
op, good thing your daughters name isn't like pen15 or anything
Ninjasaurus18 9
That's what I said. Today in fact, I got a new edition of Time magazine. The top story? Attached parenting. Lauren is probably about four or five and so usually you don't have to watch a five year old at all times.
Mirorbo 27
The only way I can see this as an FML is if her name was keyed into your car... yeah, sorry. Your own fault if that's the case.
hd9280 0
yea. i agree... ur fault for having her!! lol.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
A rock works just as well as a key to scratch paint. You can also use quarters, pennies, wire rings from gumball machines, the plastic ring left after finishing a ring pop, aluminum soda cans, edge of a spoon, a sharp sturdy stick, or really any number of things that can often just be found outside because so many people are littering bastards, or they are age appropriate and belong to the child, or because they occur in nature. Would you still consider it YDI if the child had used one of those many non-key objects that they had happened find outside or had possession of because it was a toy of theirs? I am honestly just wondering because you said if the girl had keyed the name into the car they would deserve it.
Graawr 7
You were too careless. :/ fyl+ydi
IIIXIII 0
agreed :p
craphappened 4
Repaint? :/
bean_dip21 0
Beat the child senseless. She may know how to write... but she doesn't know how to call child protective services.
minecraf_cow 15
Are you kidding me? The child probably didn't know any better.
takeapieandrun 9
Written with what? I don't see a small child going out of their way to use something permanent.
FMyLifeCereal 0
battery acid
mandiepandie204 0
Wow. You give her markers and let her run free like that? Shame, Shame.
Passant_fml 3
who said she used markers?
unfortunate_13 5
how old is your daughter and how did you piss her off that much to ruin your car? if she's able to understand how to write a name, she's also able to understand that you don't scratch your name in a car.
CACC_fml 0
Sell the daughter and get a new car
bart100125 0
WIN!
ClaireBear9087 0
my thought exactly !! ^^
StrictlyMCH 0
u remind me of sloan from entourage Claire
Bubbelz 25
You should have watched her more carefully OP.
QwertyMcNugget 0
^ Teehee. Ouh OP. :]