Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
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Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
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tooGee24 0
he was in a hard situation can't blame him for it
jay4who7 0
nice,but it's kinda hard to talk you're way out of that one!
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Comments (239)
livetodisco 0
hahaha!
overachiever2626 0
lmao. I haven't heard that before.
britte63 0
epic fail Haha too funny
conor19 0
omg that's amazing how can he do that in public XD
cidhighwind 0
all I can say is bad luck on his part, 4/5 of those that live around here have either had sex openly in public and or pulled one off, good way to drop the stress level a few levels, doubt it's either persons falt he was horny and alone it could have been worse lol bad luck mate, funny tho
I_Killed_Death 0
maybe if you would've given him sone action, he wouldn't jack off as much.
happymollie 0
oh.... fun.
The_Great_One 0
is your boyfriend peewee herman?
JasonJ 5
so can i ask how they found out he was doing it?? haha i can imagine a camera pointing down at the stalls and spying on em.
yutsnme 0
Wow, I wouldn't bail him out! He now has to register as a sex offender FOR LIFE! he will now be on meganslaw.com. That's serious!