Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
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tooGee24 0
he was in a hard situation can't blame him for it
jay4who7 0
nice,but it's kinda hard to talk you're way out of that one!
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Comments (239)
javihippo 0
if he was thinking about you doing it or not it's still ******* creepy and gross
itsyoboyricky 0
hey I've gotten a ******* during class it's not that hard to give your self a handjob in class
banananut 0
give yourself a handjob? you mean, jack off.
RedPillSucks 33
and they set fires, it so delight full. There's only one thing they've known. They get blown They get blown They get blown. (Ok, that was lame)
BreezyEffBabehh 0
Desperate Assz .
Clumsyblonde22 12
I've done it before... Just never gotten caught. Thank god for bathroom stalls and pocket rockets
StrickenAza34 4
put out for the poor fella!
Zakuraa 0
Oh wow! ... what's the point of doing that.. IN PUBLIC? I'm almost at a loss for words because I'm laughing so hard.
KEITHISAJERK 0
u holdin out?
lickmyjock 0
is it too hard to help a fellow out?
itsyoboyricky 0
47 your hot
Zakuraa 0
LMFAO. *You're. I could see grammar Nazis coming (no pun intended) a mile away. :)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
AH GOT MAH HOHSE!
mikosquak 6
well either he's not getting enough from you or he has a sex addiction but still tootin the noodle in public ?? does he not think before his actions??
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
There's a sexy stud up at #21 I'd like to introduce you to...
Senseless_487 29
Lmao!
phatdaddy62 23
love that big hot ass
mikosquak 6
"oh you know the usual" cough cough