Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year-old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
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Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML
Today, I caught my husband's crazy aunt attempting to steal from my daughter's piggy bank. When I confronted her, she tried to defend herself by saying, "She's 2 months-old, she doesn't need the money!" FML
Today, I confiscated my daughter’s tablet, phone and laptop after I caught her exchanging nudes with boys. My ex then called me in a rage, threatening to take me to court over “stealing his belongings” since he purchased them. No concern for our daughter’s behavior, just him wanting the stuff. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
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khaoticpanda 28
Merry Christmas from your brat of a child.
kyuubi1 14
what does a 13 year old need 250 dollars for?!?!?!
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GodKing709 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
i dont wanna be the beat your kid guy. but beat your kid
Jessssuhh 17
When I was around the same age, maybe a bit younger, I took $50 out of my Mum's wallet so I could buy junkfood on a field trip. Mum found out and took me to the local copshop, they acted like it was a serious offense, took my prints, sat me down in the interrogation room, all of that. Then the detective 'convinced' my Mum to drop the charges. These days I know it was all an act but boy if it didn't scare me straight.
Aligator67 12
Now THAT is good parenting.
Jessssuhh 17
I definitely intend to steal* this method if a child of mine ever takes from me!
marcusadam21 2
2 things learned today 1: your child is a best 2: don't carry $250 in your purse
TheBrochure 22
1 more thing learned today: It's spelled, "beast."
GogglesOnDuck 4
let me guess. she wanted to use it to buy that iphone you wouldn't give her but bought as a christmas present?
Krunch_fml 6
I believe that she took your money due to the fact that she was making a point.
commandercolbert 6
nicely done!
Rednomad 5
Hah! I have worst FML than urs. My 8 years old son stole my family trip fund and gave it to neighboring kids. Next thing I know, I ended up in jail on my birthday. Like this if u think this is FML.
zoepie 7
Please try English, it's a very nice language.
saxybandgeek 14
Maybe you shouldn't carry that much cash on you then
driinkbleach 18
So dumb how people post "what does a 13 year old need 250 dollars for anyway?" Who cares? Obviously stupid crap; that's not the point. I agree with the others that said donate the presents to some kids who aren't little brats and don't have the ability to get nice things for Christmas..
zoepie 7
I wonder who is getting coal this year. I hope you punished your daughter.