Today, I caught my husband's crazy aunt attempting to steal from my daughter's piggy bank. When I confronted her, she tried to defend herself by saying, "She's 2 months-old, she doesn't need the money!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year-old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML
Today, I caught my sister taking money from my wallet. When I confronted her, she claimed that she was actually putting back money that she had stolen earlier. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML
Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML
Today, a lady I know gave my 3 year-old daughter a little coin purse, saying, "Your mum can put some money in that for you." My daughter responded, "But mummy has no money." I would have laughed, had it not been spot on. FML
Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML
Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my house while I was at work, then took and pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessed when I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
Today, my mom accused me of stealing money from her purse. Being totally innocent, I reminded her that the only other person with access to it is her boyfriend. She said she trusts him because she loves him. They've been dating for two months. I've been her daughter for 25 years. FML
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Top comments
Boyufd 25
that makes a lot of cents
PenguinPal3017 19
She's two months old, she doesn't need to be the victim of crime!
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Comments (13)
assassinmaster 22
Did she attempt to run away carrying the whole piggy bank in her arms?
Boyufd 25
that makes a lot of cents
PenguinPal3017 19
She's two months old, she doesn't need to be the victim of crime!
real life problems 26
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
openawhole00 6
.... and on the next Judge Judy
RichardPencil 32
How do you counter such impeccable logic?
Lobby_Bee 18
Just like how she doesn't need a hard slap to the face, but she is entitled to one.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Tell her "But she will eventually..."
Davros 12
Tell her if she needs money that bad and can take her teeth out she can make tens of dollars down on the corner
thisisbutaname 38
That was her retirement fund. Need to start early, you know?
Lara Fraser 7
In this day and age, that's the truest thing to CE ever read.