Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year-old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
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khaoticpanda 28
Merry Christmas from your brat of a child.
kyuubi1 14
what does a 13 year old need 250 dollars for?!?!?!
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Comments (183)
Aligator67 12
Dang... I'm 13, and I'd never steal from anyone, especially my own parents. I hope you gave her what she deserves-punishment. Kick her ass.
Aligator67 12
She's still a child. I'm 13, and even I will admit that age 13 is considered being a child. The OP could still discipline her. If I were her mom, I'd beat her ass (even though I can't stand it when people fight).
victorcaulfield 3
You don't get to complain about your ******** kid. That's your fault and your parenting fail. The rest of the world now has to deal with your fuckup. You deserve to be stolen from as it is your fault she has that morality.
Smo0chin 14
classy...
fiabear99 3
I'm 14 and I would blow $1000 in two days.
Aligator67 12
Eh? Sounds real responsible if you ask me. I was taught from the start to save my money for the future. I have over a thousand hidden in my room alone, and I only spend some of it if I have to (maybe not even then). I'm sure your parents/guardians and are soo proud of you for being a little money spender. I undstand it is really easy to rack up how much someone spends with prices being the way they are, but still.... Unless you are rich and your family has good paying jobs, its probably not the best thing to do. But this coming from someone's perspective whose family always takes care of their medical and personal needs before even thinking about the fact that I exist.
dannnngthatsux 19
Time for missy to get a job and pay it back.
coraline123c 23
Be careful what you teach and do in front of your children
dannysalazar 6
beat the shit out of her 250 times
vincentcloud 4
Kids these days, I would dead if I EVER did that. I would take about 250 worth with the belt, no christmas, and would make sure she got a job to pay all of it back.
dachayke 16
You deserved it