Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
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ruckfules85 34
so you just watched her do it.
nash1991 20
Looks like you got bigger issues with your mom.
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Comments (50)
nash1991 20
Looks like you got bigger issues with your mom.
DippinGrizzly907 27
First to gladly say YDI. Why? Because you saw her Slowly reach for your wallet and snag a 100$ bill and didn't do/say anything?!? Wtf?? Totally deserve it... Crying about girlfriend problems or not...
more4me 27
Maybe OP was shell shocked at the time and confronted her later? No one wants to believe their loved ones can behave like a low life *****!
leogachi 15
@2 I agree with you. If my mom picked up my purse I'd ask her what she was doing even if I didn't think she was going to open it. If Op didn't want his mom to take his money, he should have said something.
littlekellilee 45
I imagine his thought process was "oh she must just be playing with my wallet while listening. She's probably wondering why I have that much cash. Why is she putting it in her pocket? Silly Mom, joking away. Wait, where is she going?"
curiouslilbird 19
#2 The way this FML is written is a little vague on the details, so we don't know the whole story. This could have happened while he had his back turned to her for a few moments, maybe assuming she was still listening until he realized she had left and that his wallet was open, etc. But I really don't think OP would have just stood there open mouthed and unmoving while she took the money...
incoherentrmblr 22
That $100 could've went towards seeing a psychologist, or bills...
leogachi 15
@31 If he wasn't looking, how could he have known that she moved slowly?
mxgirl1998 26
He could have thought she was joking or just looking. Plus it may not have been as slow as we think. Also op was probably emotional due to issues-but I could be wrong.
FemskyD 26
Wauw.. Thats a very Unique respond xD are you sure this is About your gf?
Estrangement 25
Guys.. I think it's trying to communicate with us.
TheNewGuy03 29
You have a list of things to talk about with your mom, dude. This is the tip of the iceberg.
bigbluetardis 21
That sucks OP.. Hope you can work things out with your girlfriend, and your mother..
ruckfules85 34
so you just watched her do it.
jayennachristine 23
Sounds like a therapist
AnOriginalName 19
Nah, it was only a hundred bucks.
SmittyJA24 26
That's a very fair rate for therapy. I'm a neurology / psych tech myself; all the counselors & therapists I know get $90 -- $125 per hour. BUT... I doubt the OP's mom is a certified / licensed therapist.
brycemash 9
Your mom sounds like a bitch
gordjess1 19
Why didn't you stop her?! You must be a lot richer than me to let her get away with that much money. I wouldn't let anyone even touch it if it was mine lol
chaseafterwind82 29
'The Mom giveth, and the Mom taketh away...'