bail?
Omaha, United States
Today, my daughter's idea of a prank was taking all of our money and getting herself arrested. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sourgirl101
Rip off
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
Jose
Sherri Wanabee
Today, my daughter and her best friend made an elaborate plan that she was kidnapped, causing me to cough up $7000 in ransom money, which I later found out was a hoax. All this because she’s still upset I left her terminally ill mother for my current girlfriend. FML
rainastartree
Crum Lynne, United States
She's crafty
Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year-old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML
Anonymous
Preston, United Kingdom
I'll make my own way
Today, my daughter is too crafty for her own good: she found out I was planning on driving her to her first date to meet a boy, so she let the air out of my car tyres, removed my bike chain, and even stole my bus pass. I taught her well. Well played daughter, well played. FML
loser
Today, I woke up to find my 6-year-old daughter had duct taped me to my bed and dropped my wallet down the toilet. Well played. FML
Anonymous
Buena Park, United States
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML
Anonymous
A good thing? Really?
Today, my daughter had to deal with a Karen at her job, lost her temper, and punched her unconscious just to shut her up. Sounds like a good thing, right? Wrong, she pressed charges, got my daughter arrested, and she’s now facing years in prison for grievous bodily harm. FML
Pissed.Off.Mom.
Houston, United States
Today, I got a call informing me that my 16-year-old daughter had been arrested for shoplifting jewellery. Trying to look on the bright side, I assumed it was for my birthday that is coming up in a few days. Nope. It was a "Thank you" gift. For her drug dealer. FML
Anonymous
Out of retirement
Today, within a year of inheriting the family business from me so I could retire, my daughter claimed she had found a way to increase profits that was "way too complicated" for me to understand. Well today, police showed up. Whatever her method was, apparently it counts as fraud. FML
petmosch
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
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Mungolikecandy 19
Yeah, I don't know how to tell you this but that was not actually a prank,
alycion 39
With no money, you can’t bail her out. So didn’t she prank herself?
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
Hopefully, Johnny Knoxville or Ashton Kutcher caught it all on tape, because this is just hilarious!
Mungolikecandy 19
Yeah, I don't know how to tell you this but that was not actually a prank,
jbuckets_404 39
Hence, the reason that OP stated, "my ***daughter's*** idea of a prank...."
alycion 39
With no money, you can’t bail her out. So didn’t she prank herself?
minkyrose 1
guessing she is sorting through some serious trauma. good to see her dad taking her seriously, by making sure he looks frustrated at her behavior.
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
So you called the cops on her??