Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year-old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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khaoticpanda 28
Merry Christmas from your brat of a child.
kyuubi1 14
what does a 13 year old need 250 dollars for?!?!?!
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Comments (183)
israelnotjacob 20
Okay. Beat the shit out of her and problem solved.
mcm_3 16
I see an drug test in her future
ahippienamedrae 10
Make her earn it back by doing LOTS of chores.
reymon8823 24
$250!!?? Sure she doesn't have a drug problem
notsofriendly 17
Well considering her role models...
Aligator67 12
Role models? They are arguing about money, not doing illegal stuff. Fighting isn't a big deal in this circumstance. My parents faught a lot in my first 4 years of being alive, and even after they divorced my mom got in fights with her ex boyfriends. It did not effect me and how I grew up. The kid is a brat. Maybe her being like that has nothing to do with her parents.
T1A2Z3 35
I mean it certainly didn't make you a spelling champion...
itzjstnx 18
what 13 year old needs $250?
TideRider 3
Perfect plan. Let the husband start an argument and let the daughter steal the money under her nose. Just brilliant!
eron92 7
No christmas present until she gives the money back.
cryssycakesx3 23
there should be zero presents either way. seriously, stealing? let alone at Christmas? plenty of kids would kill to have a Christmas present..
ghsthnt95 18
Even if the kid did something bad, I don't think that by taking away their presents, they'll change their behavior. Yes, I do think a punishment is in order. However, it has to be the correct of punishment. If my kids did that, I wouldn't take away their presents. Mine threatened my brother and I felt bad, but I also felt it was a little to harsh to do to a kid.
Aligator67 12
Are you ******* kidding me? They NEED SOME KIND OF PUNISHMENT. DO YOU REALLY WANT YOUR KIDS TO TURN OUT TO BE SPOILED ROTTEN BRATS? When I was little, I would of killed just to get my parents to notice me and teach me right from wrong. Yet, they didn't. And I'm amazed that I disciplined myself just for the sole perpose that they might somehow notice me and praise me for being a good child.
rdnkchevy 9
Money!! The most common argument!! I really hope you punished your child appropriately
abiles 1
I'd be put in jail if that was me and when I was done in jail shipped to military school