Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year-old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML
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Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
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khaoticpanda 28
Merry Christmas from your brat of a child.
kyuubi1 14
what does a 13 year old need 250 dollars for?!?!?!
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Comments (183)
Monochroming 8
Beat her ass. She shouldn't be stealing from her y'all.
r00nie 10
No money, no fight??
idiotsinlove 5
I understand that stealing is wrong but damn, your girl is clever. Perhaps if you spent less time arguing and more time being a responsible adult.....
Lawabidingcitizn 12
Ydi for keeping 250 dollars in her reach
squideth 18
Yeah and all those rape victims deserve it for having a body, right? You're a ******** victim-blamer, congrats.
worldclassrager 41
Smart girl...knows when to strike...at least you know where the money went...
desertlovebird 11
I would be canceling a few Christmas and birthdays and making her pay back double what she stole. Paybacks are a bitch!!!
swagswagswagz 3
That's why you don't get into a fight with sugar daddy, you lose money.
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Not condoning theft, but perhaps she was doing it for attention. Maybe you should stop fighting with each other and pay attention to your kid. Besides, if you have enough money to have $250 cash in your purse you don't know what money problems are.
xgetxbentx 13
We don't know enough about OPs family life to judge if $250 is a lot. 1) it could have been a Christmas gift from op's parents 2) op could have a large family and that money was for groceries for a whole month 3) it could have been rent money. I have a lot of money problems, but on a rare occasion I will have a lot of cash on me and it's usually money I've been saving for months for something important.
caseyroyer 8
She is ganna learn today!
ZackL624 5
Beat that kid more