Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year-old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
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Today, I caught my husband's crazy aunt attempting to steal from my daughter's piggy bank. When I confronted her, she tried to defend herself by saying, "She's 2 months-old, she doesn't need the money!" FML
Today, I confiscated my daughter’s tablet, phone and laptop after I caught her exchanging nudes with boys. My ex then called me in a rage, threatening to take me to court over “stealing his belongings” since he purchased them. No concern for our daughter’s behavior, just him wanting the stuff. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
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khaoticpanda 28
Merry Christmas from your brat of a child.
kyuubi1 14
what does a 13 year old need 250 dollars for?!?!?!
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xgetxbentx 13
It's never a good idea to argue about money in front of your kids, fyl and all, but a lot of kids will act out like that if they think there's money problems. That being said, time to cut off allowance and make her do odd jobs like shoveling, poop scooping, mowing lawns, etc until she not only pays off the money she stole but also learns the value of a dollar after you've REALLY had to work for it. Then be sure she's buying all her own stuff that isn't absolute necessity. Her own clothes, entertainment, junk food, make up and what not. I'm only 21 and I think that's fair. Stealing is horrible and stealing from a loved one is one of the biggest betrayals one can make.
legs666 10
wtf does she need 250$ for? is she addicted to prescription drugs or something!? I'd spank my kid, no matter how old she was and what these bullshit laws say!
whycantisignup 24
250 dollars dollars?
LyricaSilvan 30
I hope you made her life hell. If my mom had ever caught me stealing from her, she'd have killed me.
T1A2Z3 35
Kids tend to act out when their parents care so little they fight about something so trivial.
Emma Marshall 19
Right in front of you? How did you not notice that before