Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Top comments
Right_Click 12
Your mother must be manlier than he is.
littlegold 7
Haha, your not the first one... It has happened to me.
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Comments (175)
tingway 4
tell him to grow some balls! if he's really serious about you he wouldn't mind your mum. you're better off this way, OP!
JeterArmy 0
Smart man lol
LMFAOallthetime 8
Better then he dumping you for your mother!
mattorama 15
He obviously was afraid of what you might grow into!
traviemojo 0
My girlfriends mom says I'm not allowed to touch "the three places" so does that means feet, ears and nose are out of the question?
DrewClanton 0
Is he like 5 or something??
tonygar 17
Moms can do that to a guy
donkeyleader1 4
Sounds like your problem... Is aParent
bri5083 9
At least he respects your parents wishes?(: Oh shit.. You just lost a great guy.
alliebaba7 8
Wow what kind of phsco is your mom