Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
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Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Top comments
Right_Click 12
Your mother must be manlier than he is.
littlegold 7
Haha, your not the first one... It has happened to me.
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Comments (175)
biggestfan23 11
that's actually a legit reason
imsosmartypants 0
They do scare me a little bit too...
moodyreallyrocks 27
That is a very valid reason! Multiple times, I have considered that option, with my wife, non the less. Although, I am sorry for your whole predicament….
babyygirl19 0
That's why you shouldnt bring your boyfriend to your house smart shit LOL
maemaeloveeeee 0
Lololol xP
Enforcer 7
Wow. I'm afraid of my girlfriends mother but not enough to dump her. Love Conquers All
gabbiechaoss 5
It could be worse. I was at my cousins house one time and my aunt made her boyfriend cry.
Xotoolyxo 16
Lmaoooo
Booda13 0
Its reasonable
Joshuaismyname 3
Mothers are scary!
monster_tamer 11
There's a girl I like and who is awesome, but I'm afraid of dating her because her parents are right wing religious nuts. If your boyfriend has a similarly valid reason, I can agree with him.
perdix 31
That's one of the few *legitimate* reasons to dump someone. If your mom is a scary, battle axe now, he knows that eventually you are going to become a scary battle axe!