Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Top comments
Right_Click 12
Your mother must be manlier than he is.
littlegold 7
Haha, your not the first one... It has happened to me.
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Comments (175)
mschack24 1
I know how that is!!!! My bf is lucky I havnt dumped him yet cause of his parents!!!!! They have called me every name in the book..but as nice as they could possibly be. Haha
Dennisse 0
Mine is scared of my mom too to the point that he doesn't want to meet her.
Mango_Splash803 1
Lol everyone is scared of mine too only reason my boyfriend hadn't left because his mother is the same way
Mkbitch 2
Maybe she knows he's no good for uuu. It's mama bear protecting her cub:)
Nice_Dude 0
Woah he is a wuss I mean u don't need him
Laughingstock 2
Hate to say it but I dumped a girl because her dad is an ex marine and my lacrosse coach so your not the first to be dumped because of the fear of your parents
nvo 6
Sorry to hear, but in the long run you want to find somebody with a backbone anyway.
techman321 1
inlaws! arent they just wonderful?
JEHughes 13
I don't blame the guy of your mother hates him. When you date or marry someone their family comes with them. It's like a package deal so you have to watch out.
ElemenoBee 0
that's a good reason..