Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then started yelling at me on Facebook, so I logged out of Facebook. She then started yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I was trying to explain to my mom that I've been having panic attacks. I ended up having a panic attack from talking about having a panic attack. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
metalwolf 17
Were you talking for 10 minutes straight or was it a conversation? If you really ranted for 10 minutes you deserve it. Sorry about your break up, but come on, your mom shouldn't have to suffer.
ydi_4_suking 20
Just shut the hell up and don't be all full of drama
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Comments (115)
PhunkyMagic 0
D: FYL
glenzhao2 16
Constructive criticism. Learn from it.
USAF_girl 3
haha She's probably right!!
becca01662 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
u can do better than Ur ex and mom hahaaa
4bidden 0
OP probably wasnt putting out enough...& the mom hasnt had any action for so long she took it out on her daughter...(lifes about sex)....
I_R_Genius 3
#2, You can do better with your grammar please.
macskapingvin 0
Yeah, you can do better than that mum! Dump her and get a new one, OP! *facepalm*
kcnutt10 1
31: You have nothing better to do? Really? Pull the stick out of your ass. You're not the most perfect one at grammar either. I've read some of your comments that you have ****** up in the grammar department, meaning you have no room whatsoever to be correcting other people.
yesiyes 0
27^^ niceee picture..
daminantion 14
31, 'do better' isn't necessarily grammatically correct; her grammar was correct, she just failed to properly spell her words in full. thanks, troll ya later
I_R_Genius 3
Really #79? Not spelling out the whole the word technically means she doesn't know how to use grammar properly. So before you try and troll me, 'do better' is grammatically correct. It's saying #2 can do better with her grammar.
IAmzephyr 22
79.. they both said 'do better'
gorina 0
I mean, damn
ramirezlmt 0
Yeah, I mean I get annoyed like the rest of us but to throw a book.....was it paperback? But full fledged book FYL, God I would've just shut the door, headphones, get a beer! You know, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Now you know to only cry to those who truly care. Your bf just wanted sex and your mom was just doing her duty that's why they broke.
ahole1212 3
YDI for whining!
ramirezlmt 0
I really hope you never have kids and ditto to all who thinks this is okay.
glbracer 0
you're an asshole. this site is for people who wanna whine. don't come here if you don't wanna see people whine
forza_italia88 2
hahahahaha #44 sooo true
ctlnaaia71 8
lol. you got to love ur mom. ydi
jannie22 0
**** you
sweet_candy_ 17
Wow that's harsh fyl op :(
mattitucklove01 0
wow! your mother needs a chill pill, and u need to find another guy , !!without no drama be thankful he's gone .
bent80 0
sounds like she's the cause of the drama LOL
ydi_4_suking 20
Just shut the hell up and don't be all full of drama
KyRidHEART 0
Its called life...
ulicksam 0
Sounds about right.
Puppyface171 0
YDI for having Justin Beiber's voice.