Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Top comments
Right_Click 12
Your mother must be manlier than he is.
littlegold 7
Haha, your not the first one... It has happened to me.
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Comments (175)
ihatecancer 0
Pussy
dontbeabeach 0
Hmmmm I've don't that before to about to girls now they hate me but when I went to meet then there moms where complete bitches
loveispain19 4
I kindof know where he's coming from. I CANT STAND my mother-in-law. but if he leaves you because of that then you deserve better.
newburton13 26
If I had a boyfriend, that would happen to me too.
BooBri19 4
he needs to man up
Fuzzymonkey2013 7
It's probably justified
ZombieKitteh 8
Being scared of a woman doesn't make the guy some kinda little bitch. She could have threatened him. You don't need to be big or strong or fast to shoot or stab somebody and you don't need to be a wimp to be afraid of getting shot or stabbed.
Laura3415 16
A phobia like that actually exists though...
FMLMaximus 23
I feel ya. I've had numerous guys do that throughout my entire life. I'm 24.
justaweirdgirl 14
A guy once told me that, but I knew it was an excuse, because the next day he already had another girlfriend.