Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Top comments
Right_Click 12
Your mother must be manlier than he is.
littlegold 7
Haha, your not the first one... It has happened to me.
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Comments (175)
Acaprice14 9
Don't you love your mommy?
hurdlebabes 4
Sounds like my life
kirklandt 0
Is it sad that that's probably going to happen to me
simgar98 0
dump your mom!!!
ChristenaFaye228 2
THATS WAT HAPPENED TO ME
raphanne_fml 33
Please, don't yell at us!
nathanc3433 7
At least I can say my mother in law drives me nuts but I would of never left my wife because of it. Sometimes you just gotta suck it up
Shayton 12
He didn't want her to become his monster-in- law.
prettygurlxox22 1
Sucks!!:(
Snafuusmc 12
It must be either her physical features or her personality.
AcidRaen 4
My fiance's mom is crazy and she does not like me but i love him more than anything and no crazy bitch will ever break us up. He just wasn't the right one for you. And maybe you should wait a couple months before bringing your next boyfriend home so that doesn't happen again and so he can get to know you more before meeting your "scary" mom.