Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML
Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
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Top comments
capilot 10
Depends on what you were being bailed out for. As the saying goes: a friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying "dude, that was awesome!"
rplovez 9
The whole family isn't in jail... the boyfriend and girlfriend are in jail. The parents met each other while bailing the kids out... :P
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Comments (43)
rachelroller 0
MEh, I doubt this actually happened.
purplepandaz 0
ikr! some of there would actually suck if it happened, but they're so far fetched! a) excluding drugs, it's not exactly easy to have ur WHOLE family in jail n b) I'd never call some one u don't know. defiantly not real. comment if u agree
rplovez 9
The whole family isn't in jail... the boyfriend and girlfriend are in jail. The parents met each other while bailing the kids out... :P
cassiebear7652 7
Ginger!!! ^ lol
girl_fml 0
im sorta jealous to be honest.
itssoratchet 10
Dammmm! i bet he's hot
davidtheday 0
Sounds like a nice guy...
capilot 10
Depends on what you were being bailed out for. As the saying goes: a friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying "dude, that was awesome!"
kevg 0
that is such a cool saying
iloveyoumorethan_fml 0
agreed
Edmund_Dantes 0
This would automatically be a "you deserved it" if "legal" had any relation to right or wrong. As is, if yall didn't hurt anyone, the parents will probably get over it.
Easy_Target 0
Now this, this is a good story. I would pity you if you didn't have the best drinking party tale in the world here.
holynemesis1208 3
need more juice what did you two do? at least it wasnt: my parents just met my boyfriend for the first time. now he's in jail. im 12.
sayyestothedress 24
You're 12 and your dating? Are you mental? That's such a young age to start dating!!
LifeSux2897 0
Haha...thats funny!
kairey324 0
what were you in jail for???
RawShark 0
LOL That's awesome!