Today, I had to visit a new office building for a meeting. Halfway through the meeting, I got really nauseous and needed to throw up. I ran to find a bathroom, but got lost and ended up in a printing room. With no other option, I was forced to puke into a large envelope. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while rushing to a big marketing presentation, I started feeling ill in my car. I was stuck in traffic, and before I could get my window open I threw up all over my suit. All I had were some tissues to try to clean the mess before presenting to a full boardroom. FML
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I worked construction building a hotel. I was taking out the trash when I suddenly felt an extreme urge to poop. I ran into one of the rooms and found an empty cardboard box to poop into. Finished, I closed the box and made my way to the door. I then saw my boss staring at me from the closet. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML
Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping off a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML
Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
Today, I had a major digestive emergency while at work. I rushed to the bathroom, just to realize there were no toilet paper rolls left. In a moment of desperation, I used the last few pages of my notebook to make do. Now I’m terrified of what’s going to happen if my boss ever asks for the reports I wrote in that notebook. FML
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
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fariss 14
Can you mail it to my ex?
hiitisbrooke 28
So THAT'S why my letter never came in the mail....
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Comments (48)
nicoleeeee_94 10
at least you didn't puke in the meeting!! dispose of the envelope and chew on peppermint gum or eat something with ginger in it!! it generally helps! feel better soon!!
jeffob 8
#1 I don't think this FML was posted as soon as it was submitted. I don't think giving advice about how to dispose of the bag will help a few hours/days after it happened.
nicoleeeee_94 10
I was trying to help for next time.
jeffob 8
All good, just try to word your responses a bit better just so there's no miscommunication :)
nonsensical 26
There was no miscommunication, I think you just have a problem evaluating context and using common sense... It takes practice! You're on your way, good sir!
Lalala579121 28
#1 didn't at all give any advice on how to dispose of the bag.
Tarlachia 33
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hiitisbrooke 28
So THAT'S why my letter never came in the mail....
fariss 14
Can you mail it to my ex?
pharmalady 10
Or mine?
anlong93 9
This made me laugh. Thank you for that.
nerd102 19
I wish I could like that more
emh86 14
Are you pregnant?
nix1993 41
That's not the only reason women get sick you know?
emh86 14
Yes, being a woman I am fairly aware of this :)
jesstanothergurl_fml 10
No I'm not pregnant... Just getting over a flu
KingKralj 31
Why are you at work with the flu? That seems highly unhygienic
Bearsmomma 30
#8 already asked. See #21 for OP's answer.
caggybandicoot 34
That's some impressive aim, OP. I hope you're feeling better now!
I_am_TheSixth 15
Oh well, I'll just puke in this envelope full of job applications
socialproduct 19
Maybe her puke will get the job. Probably in the mail room... everything considered.
Bearsmomma 30
Much better than I was expecting. Since the FML started with it being a new office I was waiting for the first nasty carpet stain. Sorry OP, and I'm glad it was at least an easy clean up.
AppleMango 8
Mail it to your enemy
vikky538 29
Now its time to ship that envelope