Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Top comments
Right_Click 12
Your mother must be manlier than he is.
littlegold 7
Haha, your not the first one... It has happened to me.
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Comments (175)
Peach3 1
At least there's nothing wrong with you!
jane_marie 12
If he doesn't love your mom, he's not worth it.
salvorican 24
When you marry the girl. You marry her parents..
tylersign 11
Wicked Witch of the West?
hateevryone 15
that is a good enough reason to break up with someone.
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Have your mom scare him into dating you again? :p
Buttsexpirate 9
Well when your mom comes out in a see thru dress and starts talking about baby making, I'd be a little terrified of her too.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
You'll change your mind if you stick around till she's had a few more drinks and offers you some precious buttsecks.
CheckItOutItsYou 7
That's the right idea
ninjuh_wingman 29
You must have one scary ass mom. Either that or your boyfriends a wimp.
fernclogger 5
FUA!!!
Strafeh 9
How he met your mother?
raphanne_fml 33
Well kids, it all started back in 2011 when your uncle Barney was at a laser tag game...
tylersign 11
Your comment made me grin like a schoolgirl. I love HIMYM.
Strafeh 9
Sometimes that shit just goes down. 2 Tokens For A Laser Tag Game. ***** Ridiculous.
sud4 1
Damn it! Someone beat me to the smart ass comment I was gonna make :/
Strafeh 9
Shit happens Bro.
melons 44
Apparently women eventually turn into their mothers, so I guess he was escaping before it was too late...
c_bell18 2
Hahaha YES! Finally someone understands!