Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
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null_fml 11
Just be glad he didn't get there 15 minutes later.
Mango_Juice 0
I think YDI. You were disrespecting his household, and then he had to give you a ride. Shows me that you're still young. There are boundaries. But if you're going to be making out with your girlfriend, it is best not to do it where you both can't be caught by a parent.
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Comments (81)
coolcat33 0
first! :) sounds fun lol
PeopleRSoDumb 0
What're you, 12? OP and people who say first.
Dabookofnothing 0
what was his comment?
ZleveL 0
probably "first"
ChloeChan97 0
nice pic. :D
dalzuga 3
oh yeah
White667 0
Could anyone in the world ever actually be able to list one *merit* to physical boundaries? Fair enough with strangers and the like, but your girlfriend? Relationships usually don't work so well when you start to limit everything.
null_fml 11
Just be glad he didn't get there 15 minutes later.
lightningthunder 0
Agreed xD
BrownSugar_fml 5
I second what #3 said
BrownSugar_fml 5
err, wrote*
Gothgrl39 0
Haha bugger
coolcat33 0
peopleRSoDumb, your just jealous cause you've never been first so you can take that and shove it high up your sphinkter.
aero_fml 0
It's only idiots like you that think being first is such a big deal that would be jealous of it
melibu 3
agreed.
ipwnallmen 10
you got owned man... XDXD dont worry shell get an earful later right after she got into a lot of parts...
24788 7
You should of walked home.
BeeSkwaird 0
Of?
ring13 0
22-what should it be?!
snickerz01 0
it should of been have. see what i did there?
Mango_Juice 0
I think YDI. You were disrespecting his household, and then he had to give you a ride. Shows me that you're still young. There are boundaries. But if you're going to be making out with your girlfriend, it is best not to do it where you both can't be caught by a parent.
tisiphone_fml 0
I agree with 11. You're obviously both still really young. Its his home, and his little girl, and he drove you home and did not simply chase you off with a shotgun in a rage. That shows a lot of patience and maturity on his part. It sounds to me like he is mostly worried that you show her respect. He doesn't know you - for all he knows, you're just using her. So... whatever you're going to do, you're going to do, but respect her, and respect her dad.