Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class. Trying to make conversation, I asked him what his favorite song was. He replied "Leave Me Alone". I asked him who it was by and he said, "It's not a song, I just want you to leave me alone". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML
Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML
Today, on the subway, a little tipsy, I sat down next to a guy I thought was cute, hoping to enjoy some harmless flirting. I said, "Hello." He said, "May I ask you a question?" I said, "Sure." He said, "Can you please move away from me?" FML
Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML
Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Today, I was minding my own business when the guy I have a crush on sat down next to me at work, explained that he heard that I had a crush on him and that he was flattered, but that we should "be friends" because I'm a "nice girl". I was rejected by someone I didn't even pursue. FML
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manoverboard 0
...oh, I love that song. It's by the I Don't Give A *****.
turtlellama 0
"Today, a cute guy told me to leave him alone. I stupidly didn't realize what he was saying. FML"
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Comments (94)
Crazi_Me 0
Hmm sorry but that does suck pretty bad. Although I must ask, what would make you think thats an actual song and he wasnt just telling you to leave him alone.
zach055 23
ydi for being an idiot
danyfuckinheatle 0
************ is a great alternative to sex.
ilovemusic0205 7
Leave me Alone by Michael Jackson. Nuf said.
accidentalsheep 24
Leave Me Alone - Alexander Rybak ^^
genius_man16 1
Epic Fail. I can't believe you didn't pick up on it.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Cold. If you don't want to chat someone up, you answer the question and any follow-up questions plainly so it kills the conversation attempt, presuming the person doesn't relentlessly persist. That guy was a prick.
RebeccaRFT 18
Well I think that guy just didn't want to be polite to a creepy girl. Most people will politely play along but he made it clear he was uncomfortable. He wasn't rude about it he just stated he didn't want to speak, which is what most people claim to want to be told. He isn't a jerk for telling her to leave him alone.
Big_Blue_Sumthin 0
Props to him for being straight up but I feel bad you didn't pick up on this obvious social clue. You should have said "Oh. Well mine's 'What's jammed up your ass?' by The Guy in Choir's a Fuckhead. Heard of them?" Then turned around.
cookydough28 0
win!
freshest 0
your name is jayden? so are you a guy? if so this makes more sense, guys don't like to be hit on by other guys.
ipod_addict 0
Good use of your resources. It clearly shows that OP is a girl
laura171717 0
that's harsh but you kind of deserve it just for not realizing he obviously meant leave him alone lol sorry though
24788 7
lol, that's kind of funny, but harsh.
yojoeletsmakeout 0
that is really hilarious. this made my day.
itsnotfair 0
perhaps he's actually gay. considering he's in choir. don't feel too bad (oh now i'm just waiting for the politically correct people here to call me out on this comment, it's mere speculation, i used to be a music major and 99 percent of the male singers were gay)
buttonface 0
Correction. Gay men, all, ALL are losers.
UncleMario 3
What the hell is wrong with you? Because of peoples sexual preferences they are losers? Get a clue ignorant bigot.
Sanrio90 8
Well, there is a MJ song with that title... Anyway, he sounds like a douche, unless you've annoyed him or something before.
duckie1015 9
Thank you for knowing it's an MJ song I was hoping someone would lol
EmDizzle2007 28
same here