Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
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untouchable763 10
Clear History... CLEAR HISTORY!!
hallix 21
Plot twist: he confiscated it so he can watch the video without it showing up in his own history.
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Comments (88)
daboar 5
now i have to look it up to see what it is
Ki11erC 18
****** up vid without a doubt but satanic?
Jharrist89 12
At least you weren't caught watching meatspin op!
mssmell 10
Parents need to calm down on the **** front. If your kid really wants to watch something, regardless of what it is, they're going to find a way to do it. You need to educate them about touchy subjects instead of just pretending they don't exist. Goooosshh!
Ringbearer31 1
Curiosity is not a sin, but we should exercise caution with our curiosity, yes indeed.
red61977 9
How old are you?
littlewifey 7
The fact that you still use email as a way of communication probably means you're old enough to move out and if not then you need to catch up in the century
Shrike 24
Yeah okay, lemme just tell my bank and phone company and university etc. to send all their info and announcements to me via Facebook message. Implying email is old-fashioned, are you kidding? You must be a professional hipster.
Fedezzer 20
No, he obviously just doesn't have a bank account, an education, or enough money for a phone.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for watching that nasty video and not clearing your browser history (which takes all of two seconds).
brentman28 5
wow didn't even know that video existed anymore
brentman28 5
why am i being thumb down i honestly didn't it still was in existence
WelcomeToAndale 13
YDI/