Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
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Elamdri 0
All you need is a handful. I'm just sayin. Besides, I'd take tiny, natural boobs over big, fake boobs any day.
ds576 0
Hey, there's nothing wrong with smaller boobs...I think my girlfriend's a-cups are the sexiest things out there!
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Comments (178)
galad2003 0
Four options here: Gain weight, have a kid, get a boob job or learn to accpet your body for what it is.
cali4eva 12
I'd say accepting your body the way it is is best. It's better to be healthy/skinny with small boobs than overweight with big boobs
sincerelysarah 0
aww, that sucks xD
the_greek 0
i like big ****
Elamdri 0
@14 Chicks with big **** usually have fakes, which are gross, or have fat boobs, which aren't really appealing.
nickinoodle 14
Boobs are literally fat. That is what they are made up of. Every girl has fat boobs.
Jaxro 6
Boobs are just in the way of getting what you really want....
CableX17 0
El oh El?
ds576 0
Hey, there's nothing wrong with smaller boobs...I think my girlfriend's a-cups are the sexiest things out there!
Makifun 19
Good answer ???
alwaysalady 0
sad. I didn't have boobs till i was 17.
Gringo_fml 0
Small boobs > big boobs
El_patron 0
fail
lunchmeat317 0
Agree with #11. Great hips and ass will go a long way - it's about the full figure, babe. No worries if you're a little flatter in the chest.
vegetable_broth 0
Awww, honey, I feel your pain! I never ask for help when bra shopping because I'm afraid of getting that same answer. Honestly, it's a pain in the ass that so many bra companies don't make anything smaller than a B cup!! Don't worry about it though, a lot of guys love small boobs, and you'll never have to worry about sagging or back pain :)