cacheson
Appetizer
Today, my cat woke me up by drooling all over my face. Whatever happened to “Cats rule, dogs drool”? FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
MistofAvalon
Alexa, play "The Lovecats" by The Cure
Today, my cat woke me up announcing he was hungry by standing on my bedside table. This placed him both next to and above my head. Did he do this by meowing? Nope. Did he do it by tapping me with his little paw? Not that either. He sneezed all over my face. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Wake up call
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Cat Piss
Lavon, United States
Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
The gift
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
The Lovecats
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
emi
Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML
Anonymous
Signs of distress
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
xXWhiteSheepXx
Omaha, United States
Today, my cat likes to share my pillow at night. I guess she was extra comfortable last night, because she didn't bother getting off it to hack up a hairball. I woke up because I rolled my face onto it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, I woke up to my cat licking my face. Cute, right? Turns out, she was licking the crumbs off my cheek from last night's pizza party. FML
meowmeow
Australia
Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Your cat planned to drool on your face so you'd blame the dog. The plan was foiled this time because you woke up too soon, but the evil, little bastard will try to perfect this trick.
Marcella1016 32
Cats drule, apparently. Me-ow 🐱😎🤤
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RichardPencil 32
Your cat planned to drool on your face so you'd blame the dog. The plan was foiled this time because you woke up too soon, but the evil, little bastard will try to perfect this trick.
Marcella1016 32
Cats drule, apparently. Me-ow 🐱😎🤤
SirEnigM0nk 22
In Soviet Russia, pussy drool on you! BTW is your cat named Hooch?
core01 30
Pussy drool was sanctioned
Marcella1016 32
Damn is that why pussy drool is so expensive these days?
SirEnigM0nk 22
Could be!