Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack and a glass of Silk (you know, the soymilk). When I get back to my room, I go to throw the snack on my bed to shut the door, but I tossed with the wrong hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting ready to relax on my couch and watch TV under a comforter. I had a bag of snacks and the remote in one hand, and a glass of Coke in the other. Usually, I throw the remote onto the couch before settling down… only this time I had it in my left hand and not my right. At least the glass didn't shatter this time. FML
Today, due to me not looking, I accidentally bit an apple made of styrofoam that was meant to be a part of a display on the kitchen table. My roommates were there and me not wanting to embarrass myself by putting it back, I walked out, apple in hand, to throw it away elsewhere. FML
Today, I was making my bed and had an armload of pillows. One slipped and I tried to catch it between my arm and leg. I missed, sending my fist into my nuts. FML
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML
Today, I was extremely tired, so when I decided I wanted a snack, I went to the corner of the kitchen where the chocolate is, opened the garbage bin, and reached inside. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, while mildly tipsy, I threw myself onto my bed at a weird angle and somehow managed to somersault off my bed and land in my clothes hamper. FML
Today, after having a hard week, I decided to order a pizza with an expensive milkshake. It slipped out of my hand in front of the lift. It went everywhere. I had nothing on me to clean it up with. Now I’m milkshakeless, down £5, and accidentally responsible for littering my accommodation. FML
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cndrow 0
I've done that.. But I was holding a kitten, and a box of crackers (or cookies or something?) and accidentally tossed the poor kitten onto a pillow on the floor instead of the snacks. She wouldn't come near me for a full hour, and she'd been napping in my lap for several days. :/
CaptSkippy 9
I did that once with garbage and a puppy I accidentally through the garbage out... the damn puppy was still in my hand .-.
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greenman_fml 0
dumbass
bridgette5866 0
NO. This is just funny.
ReyEr9412 0
No use crying over spilled milk.
rebeccaEatsYourS 0
I do that all the time. I throw my spoon away and put my yogurt container in the skin :p
dedrater_kool_u 0
he just wasted a good 5 bucks
cndrow 0
I've done that.. But I was holding a kitten, and a box of crackers (or cookies or something?) and accidentally tossed the poor kitten onto a pillow on the floor instead of the snacks. She wouldn't come near me for a full hour, and she'd been napping in my lap for several days. :/
CaptSkippy 9
I did that once with garbage and a puppy I accidentally through the garbage out... the damn puppy was still in my hand .-.
CaptainDoorknob 7
40 - Lmfaoooooo that comment made me ooze lolsauce
alex_vik 1
#13 - Silk is the name of the brand he had. He didn't shorten it himself.
NoPsych 0
I did that once, kind of. I had just finished a glass of orange juice and, like I always do, I threw the cup in the sink from the other end of the kitchen, I didn't relize till it was to late that it wasn't a plastic cup it was glass.
0ops_fml 0
This is still my favorite fml that doesn't have like a million votes.
mintchase 0
way to go douchebag !
gofriars 0
You're a genius. People baffle me with how little they pat attention to anything in their life.
MetalCraze 11
fyi soymilk causes infertility so it's better you threw it
yaya1213 6
Would u rather hav infertility or cow puss and blood and unnatural things coming out of a regular glass of milk? Infertility=no contraceptives needed (well except for STDs)
kjforeverbffe 0
haha this is so something that i would do
katarzyna_fml 0
halarious=P