Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
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Elamdri 0
All you need is a handful. I'm just sayin. Besides, I'd take tiny, natural boobs over big, fake boobs any day.
ds576 0
Hey, there's nothing wrong with smaller boobs...I think my girlfriend's a-cups are the sexiest things out there!
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ohboyscott 0
i logged in JUST to beg you not to get a boob job. boob jobs are ******* disgusting. i think smaller boobs are adorable and id rather have a girl with those than huge fat floppy ones. average sized boobs ftw but small is NOT THE END OF THE WORLDDD! they probably fit you pretty well.!
ducklamp 0
lots of guys showing the IBTC some love here.
Popthegloc 0
ouch! I would've been like "your the one to talk" unless her boobs were big :/
jerrycurls 1
Water bra.
Excelsior242 0
3 words: LESS. IS. MORE.
fALLyl 0
LOL @ 25 and 27 And to all of the people saying that the lady was being rude, shut the **** up. She was giving a suggestion because the girl was shopping for bras and she told them where to find some that were her size. You are all dumbasses.
SweetestSin 4
So sorry, I have the opposite problem a lot of stores like victoria's secret doesn't go up to the size I need largest they have in a 36 is a d or dd. I would have smacked the bitch straight up. Stupid people always assume stupid shit.
N0Luck 0
hey don't be down. Small boobs, big boobs, do they matter? I actually find smaller boobs attractive. Unless your flat then, i'm sorry.....
Beccabee 0
im n the same situation as #34...finding 34D bras is just as hard...and all the cute bras are only in the smaller sizes :(
truslide 0
oh well. if you can't fit then you can't get women bras