Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
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Elamdri 0
All you need is a handful. I'm just sayin. Besides, I'd take tiny, natural boobs over big, fake boobs any day.
ds576 0
Hey, there's nothing wrong with smaller boobs...I think my girlfriend's a-cups are the sexiest things out there!
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Comments (178)
panuki 0
hahaha #8
yourafuckup 0
its called a boob job
starvingxartist 0
i'd kill for small boobs. shirts fit better with small boobs.
lowcapacityx 0
I FEEL YOU! We small boobed women need to stick together.
kirches 0
That was rude of her to say. However, every time I have went shopping for bras, they have tons of A's, AA's, B's, and the like, but no D's and DD's that aren't like 38-40 something. I wear a damn 32 D to 32 DD, and that's impossible to find, essentially, so I feel your pain. Personally, I wish I had smaller breasts, since I am a small person and clothes shopping is a bia.
who_rollerpig 4
small boobs are nice, i mean it! hate large breasts =/
senor_cool 0
its ok i bet u have a nice butt
ElectricKoolAid 0
Some woman told me to check the children's bra section for a C cup. It's annoying when they don't pay attention to the people they're trying to help.
pinkducttape 0
there's nothing wrong with itty bitty itties.
wtfuckery 0
#85: UGHH, same! I'm convinced that 32D is THE hardest size to find ever! I have a small frame and big boobs and it is NOT what it's cracked up to be. All button-ups won't stay buttoned over my boobs, and basically any shirt that I own that isn't high-necked is a "boob shirt". I'm constantly wearing t-shirts because pretty much anything else makes me look like a wannabe **** star. NOT TO MENTION that it's apparently been decided that women with D cups need to cover up. Even "sexier" styles of bras like demis or balconets have more coverage in the higher sizes than the smaller ones.