Pakundo 17 January 2009, 11:31 France

**** McGee

Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML

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flatchested Sam 1 December 2013, 00:16 Radcliff, United States

Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML

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historyfreak_17 17 June 2012, 07:11 Dearborn Heights, United States

Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML

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blahhhh 9 April 2009, 10:47 United States

Ruthless

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

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sorrynotsorry 19 August 2014, 02:59 Vancouver, United States

Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML

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snitchovich 27 May 2009, 16:46 United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML

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Anonymous 13 May 2021, 17:01

Pick me!

Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML

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sm702 12 July 2011, 16:45 United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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Itsbeen8years 5 April 2015, 19:18 Stupava, Slovakia

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML

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laurenmay 6 March 2009, 23:11 United States

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

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Harmonia 26 January 2009, 10:09 France

Nice boxers

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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JrPeru14 0

7 October 2010, 06:11

he's just trying to sell don't take it personally..

bluegoldfish 7

27 May 2011, 12:33

pretty sure op isnt a man

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fuckkkkk_fml 0

23 April 2009, 01:57

push up bras are nice

crazycatlady15 0

23 April 2009, 04:40

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Dont worry ,some people at underwear shops are just stupid...alot of them dont know anything about what they are doing.

phillynena 0

2 May 2009, 02:51

look...it happens sometimes...every women doesnt have perfect breasts...yea it sucks but at least it wasnt a guy making the comment....there are exercises that help lift your chest...