Health and Underwear: **** McGee - FML

**** McGee

By Pakundo - 17/01/2009 11:31 - France

Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

JrPeru14 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 6:11

he's just trying to sell don't take it personally..

bluegoldfish 7

Friday 27 May 2011 12:33

pretty sure op isnt a man

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fuckkkkk_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:57

push up bras are nice

crazycatlady15 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:40

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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phillynena 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 2:51

look...it happens sometimes...every women doesnt have perfect breasts...yea it sucks but at least it wasnt a guy making the comment....there are exercises that help lift your chest...

kathira120 3

Monday 11 May 2009 3:53

Wait...does that mean you have big boobs? Or little?

DecayDance_fml 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 19:41

Saggy. ^^

awesomeperson 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:16

i feel your pain man.

bluegoldfish 7

Friday 27 May 2011 12:33

pretty sure op isnt a man

CrazyShytHappens 4

Tuesday 13 August 2013 18:22

And if OP was a man, that would be REALLY awkward.

LittleLoserGirl 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:30

Chicken fillets ftw!

danis_fml 12

Saturday 10 October 2009 15:16

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EmreArslan 11

Friday 18 November 2011 19:06

I wonder how ur comment would look on a pc ( im on my ipod touch :D)

XxSKELETOxX 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 5:06

Haha sucks for you, OP

daniisme 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:10

Ommm nom nom. :D

thievingbird 5

Sunday 2 May 2010 7:25

she was probably just doing her job, you're too sensitive.

iplaylax 0

Friday 4 June 2010 0:44

.......no

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