Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
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Elamdri 0
All you need is a handful. I'm just sayin. Besides, I'd take tiny, natural boobs over big, fake boobs any day.
ds576 0
Hey, there's nothing wrong with smaller boobs...I think my girlfriend's a-cups are the sexiest things out there!
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Comments (178)
stencer 0
It's pretty difficult finding 34Ds also >.< They need to make bras for all shapes and sizes!
sjx 0
Don't take it personally. They told that to my cousin when we were out once. She's a C.
larzipanz 0
that happened to me one time... the woman looked at my chest and said "ohh... i don't think we have any thing that you'd fit into." wtf! 34B? come on.
zacht27 0
Why cant girls be happy with there bodies? Small boobs and big boobs both look great. All boobs look great. Just be happy of what you got because someone else wishes they had them.
countrygal926 0
I have big boobs and they arent fake, or saggy, or fat. Don't generalize because some people have those characteristics. And maybe you should have tried the girls section to get that size, who's gunna know its a girls bra?
Seegtease 0
It took THIS for you to realize you had small boobs? Have you never looked? I mean if they're training bra size then... that's why she suggested it. How is it rude? You asked.
bebe088 0
F you.
drax_fml 0
i have to agree small boobs are where its at. i have never been a fan of big boobs. dont worry i bet you look amazing either way
ohwowthatsucks25 0
i'm happy with a size A... most people with big boobs always say they want them smaller. i'm 17 and hoping i don't grow much more..
amelinat 0
Same thing happened to me when I was 21. "its that way to the childrens section" she said. Thanks so much Bra Fitting Lady.
marycjones 0
#8 made me LOL like the geek I am.