Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
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Elamdri 0
All you need is a handful. I'm just sayin. Besides, I'd take tiny, natural boobs over big, fake boobs any day.
ds576 0
Hey, there's nothing wrong with smaller boobs...I think my girlfriend's a-cups are the sexiest things out there!
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01100110 0
There's nothing wrong with small boobs.
tash14 1
Don't stress it. I have bigger boobs and finding a bra that actually fits is next to impossible. Plus the back pains, button down shirts always gape open, etc.
RandomCookie26 0
Be happy. Im 14, stuck with big boobs and now it bugs the crap out of me because I have big boobs. It hurts and Ill say this: BIG BOOBS ARE EVIL.
musiquerobot 0
Aww, that sucks. I feel your pain. I'm a 32-34A. I don't mind my boobs though, and every guy I've been with has loved them.
ImJustAmazing 0
. . . when I was 11 I was a 32A, but every guy You've been with have loved them huh? well that's all that matters. (-:
average_girl 0
440 ppl say YDI???? its not her fault shes got tiny boobs! i have medium sized boobs so i wouldnt kno but big boobs can get annoying... and 4 a horseback rider its gotta be super annoying... dont worry.. when u get a guy tht rlly likes u, ull kno he likes u 4 u and not ur boobs :)
soseductive 0
big boobs are the shit. if you don't have them don't worry about it, though. you can always ya know, wear a padded push-up bra. maybe for once guys will look at your eyes and not your honkas like me:P (not saying all guys are like that) although sometimes it isn't a bad thing :D
rinnychan 2
I'm the same way. I wear training bras because they don't make any other kind in my size. I'm perfectly happy having small boobs because they aren't a nuisance and I don't have to worry about getting any attention from guys :) which, to me, is a good thing.
ZiggyMorrison 0
I'm a guy and I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE small boobs I always go for girls with small **** hope that makes you feel better :)
Grand_Marquis 0
Listen to #19 et al: small boobs > big boobs
Amphysvena 11
Good job, flat chest.