Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML
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Top comments
acmariner99 25
Was it wearing a gas mask?
BurnInDemonFire 39
I'd be more surprised that they can't tell what their mom looks like. And that a random kid saw you topless.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
I'd be more surprised that they can't tell what their mom looks like. And that a random kid saw you topless.
TumblrweedPasses 11
This is exactly why i hate kids haha
acmariner99 25
Was it wearing a gas mask?
Glowworm56 27
Exactly my thought.
Glowworm56 27
Is this an x-rated version of Doctor Who? "Are you my mummy?"
WHSKitty4ever 23
Who tries on bras! Either you know your size, or you don’t
ARISKomuniszt 24
Bodies change all the time when you're that age I guess
Glowworm56 27
I try on bras. It's not just about size--it's about comfort too. Also, sometimes breasts aren't perfectly symmetrical and bras don't lie flat on them, so it's good to have someone help you out when shopping if you go to an actual bra store.
phaelnb 26
Who tries on pants/shirts/T-shirts/jackets/hats/gloves/skirts/shorts/shoes!? Either you know your size or you don't.
Blinkenbury 4
And if you don't, that is exactly why you would try on bras