Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
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Elamdri 0
All you need is a handful. I'm just sayin. Besides, I'd take tiny, natural boobs over big, fake boobs any day.
ds576 0
Hey, there's nothing wrong with smaller boobs...I think my girlfriend's a-cups are the sexiest things out there!
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Comments (178)
mrhahn530 0
man, all these assholes telling you to get a boob job. Don't ruin a perfectly perky set of boobs with surgery. Damn, whats with all the guys liking them saggy...
Lola5bunny 4
ewww who likes saggy boobs
kbtoys 2
Hey, at least they'll never sag! You win.
420hiadventurer 0
Don't worry, it's not the goods in the hood but the junk in the trunk that really matters.
samus129 0
nothing wrong with small boobs so don't worry about it what matters is your personality
Nakedsquirrel 5
My condolences to you and your mosquito bites. I for one love a good pair of C breasts, but listen to the other commenters- big breasts aren't everything. A nice figure as a whole will go a lot farther, and a pretty face is worth more than any rack.
piderman13 0
As a guy I'm more attracted to legs. It doesn't really matter what size cannons you have. It's one of those add-on accessories for me haha I'm happy with or without them (;
Adamantoise 0
No one likes barely there boobs. At least an A cup, but the girl above probably has AA.
jailbot 7
Wanna trade? I'd take your nothings over my DD cups any day.
DeathMaple 3
ugh I have DDs too. They're such a burden.
BlueCyan 0
Perhaps the suggestion is what you need. You don't have large breasts, so what? Perhaps you need to try the girl's section.
deademolover 19
or if it bothers her sooo much she might as well not wear one i doubt it will make a difference
Juli_fml 0
do you look younger than you are?