cali4eva

Miss Titusville , United States of America 44 years-old Single

Anonymous 7 August 2012, 20:13 Pierrefonds, Canada

Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML

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ohai95 8 August 2012, 00:11 Worthing, United Kingdom

Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML

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