Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, my brother arrived at the cabin we’re staying at on a trip. He insisted he got the bed I chose. My father responded, "You wouldn’t want the bed if you knew what he did in it last night." I laughed until I realized there's a mirror where he could've easily seen "what I did last night." FML
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Top comments
rebel_yell_tiny 0
Even though it sucks they were having it on your bed, you really shouldn't have been looking through his stuff..
ccathleen_ 0
Go have sex on their bed.
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Comments (63)
rebel_yell_tiny 0
Even though it sucks they were having it on your bed, you really shouldn't have been looking through his stuff..
ninjacapo 2
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exactly. i hit my little brother when he touches my stuff. and choke slam him but still. i hate when people go through my stuff. almost killed my mom when she read all my texts. op ydi bitch
bensharp 5
43-anger management problems?
SookyLala 13
#43 lol bro you sound like a dopey try hard
xMrAndyTranx 4
That's what you get for snooping
nitrogirl 0
blackmail!!!!!! btw go wash yer sheets
ccathleen_ 0
Go have sex on their bed.
mackischillin 5
One forgot one key point, maybe she can't find a guy to have sex with her.
ihatedads 0
wash your bed sheets ?
KamilleBlack 3
Don't dig in ur bros stuff. Oh, yeah, and kick him in the balls. Let's see him try to have sex in ur bed now xD
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
lol great fml
Esnedon 0
That's great, but who took the photos? A ghost?
MrMaD_fml 2
...just bust a nut on his pillow and call it even.
lilmslady 11
i wish i could like this more than oncr
soccer4ever7 0
why would he take pics of it?
1990TD 6
#7 ...retard, never seen how girls make pictures of themselves? Exactly, with one arm holding the camera. So while having sex, it's easy to stretch the arm and make photo's... silly you xD
xoxocourtney 0
or they could have had it on like fuuuck what's it called errrr TIMER ! :)