Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, despite warning my new girlfriend I suffer from bad premature ejaculation, and should get her to orgasm first with my hand or mouth, she insisted I “just fuck her already” then she blamed me when it was over in 15 seconds. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
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Shockskilletz 0
ah you mean the boyfriend you dont have
FYLDeep 26
You can always wear a strap-on to compensate for your lack of manliness.
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Comments (164)
tdub10 2
Thts why you hv 4play first n during.
mmmonique 6
Maybe go down on her/use a vibe on her to make her cum BEFORE you have sex, then if she goes again when you're having sex it's just a bonus? That's always worked for me...
jose1760 1
this is what you do! next time cum on her face!!
mmmonique 6
Yeah, cos that will totally make her enjoy it more...
randomcory 0
Anything is better than what she gets now.
12251984 0
You deserve it for not being married first!
impatientkarma 0
Sounds like me and my boyfriend. FML too?
jackie201075 0
hahaha gotta love honesty...
perdix 31
If she is still with you, then you have no problem. Of course, you have to keep convincing her that the Female ****** is a myth and it doesn't exist. In Alabama, ignorance is the national pastime, so that shouldn't be too hard. If she ever finds out about the big O, she may trade you in for a guy who can last long enough to deliver.
RedPillSucks 33
Oprah?
jackie201075 0
wow gotta love honesty...
sculp91 0
lol sex is only roughly 2-6 minutes top lol unless the white stuff doesn't come out. hahahah what r u trying to be a **** star :)
cathylee22 4
foreplay foreplay foreplay.... memorize that word it can become your savior and your girlfriends best friend!