Today, I discovered my boyfriend's family approves of me, not because I'm friendly and intelligent, but because I'm an adequate addition to their gene pool. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend dumped me was because his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slob who's dating their daughter. FML
Today, I met my new boyfriend’s parents, hoping that they would like me. They made subtle, mean comments during dinner and made me feel like total crap, all because my boyfriend left his ex-wife for me. They don’t get that we’re both good and compatible for each other, and that’s what matters. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, while meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, the first comment I received was, "Well, at least this one is white." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
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Top comments
bigbadtim 7
Be glad that they didn't just judge you on the surface. They decided to evaluate you right down to your DNA.
RedPillSucks 33
Just adequate? You fail! They must be evolutionists.
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Comments (96)
afghan_angel 0
hahahahahaha. sucka!
pcakewafflebacon 0
do you have shiny hair and strong teeth
afghan_angel 0
:D see for ur self lol
zerobahamut03 2
Maybe they think you are a good addition to their family because they are all ugly, hillbilly yokels. Ever think about that? This is what we call a compliment in disguise.
lizzilla8297 2
hey at least they accept you!
tweetbaby14 18
why's this an FML now? they are ok with their son having babies with you. in the end that's all we humans have our many babies that is. stop crying over the purpose of life!
CannibalGuy 0
Did you consider that they might have said that because they think you're friendly and intelligent? It's a compliment, not an FML.
Leftieswillrule 3
what more could you ask for? they find you good enough and they are very concerned about the future of the world and don't want bad genes polluting their children... or they're racist in which case ydi for marrying into a racist family
anorexicbarbie 8
Love the name. :)
RedPillSucks 33
Just adequate? You fail! They must be evolutionists.
perdix 31
Does that mean more than one of the males in that family want to procreate with you? Do you happen to look like a brood sow?
underaegis 0
lol comedy "Im not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." -Mark Twain
baduymo 0
perdix! I love your comments!
fatzo_fml 3
Perdix- I just checked out your FML page. You say you want to be the Justin Bieber or comedy writing does that mean you want to be really shitty at comedy?
Baytheshark 14
That was amusing.... Justin Bieber is very popular though(good and bad), so I assume that is what perdix meant. Doesn't care why he's popular, as long as he is.
clarinetgarza 0
"Just" Adequate
premiermois 5
56... shut the hell up.
Stunsz 0
What the hell? Your not going to marry their son well if you are then great good for you?
C6Racer 0
Um... what?
tairii 0
I don't see the FML here...
mattman1994 0
YDI for dating Charles Darwin
Doortje 30
..and his cousin Francis Galton. Eugenetic pur sang!
bigbadtim 7
Be glad that they didn't just judge you on the surface. They decided to evaluate you right down to your DNA.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Doesn't that just mean that they think you're attractive and therefore would be more likely to be able to produce attractive children? Ooh, F your life. :P
Schizomaniac 24
"Adequate," Katie, "adequate".