Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, despite warning my new girlfriend I suffer from bad premature ejaculation, and should get her to orgasm first with my hand or mouth, she insisted I “just fuck her already” then she blamed me when it was over in 15 seconds. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
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Shockskilletz 0
ah you mean the boyfriend you dont have
FYLDeep 26
You can always wear a strap-on to compensate for your lack of manliness.
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Comments (164)
Jeremy36 0
"I come too fast" by Jon Lajoie on YouTube lol
Lairdstar 0
Jon lajoie is the bomb, sucks to be u man, keep going after first ******? just a repeat of what every1 else said :)
cidhighwind 0
lol your not the first and only guy to have such issues, even the best of us have our days. goes without saying, same thing happen with girls only they can go forever, you have other tools to take to the bedroom, use them. or expect her to have a sex partner.
cidhighwind 0
on a side note, long steady breathing is key. learn to control your breathing during sex and you'll notice 2+ hours at a time is easily doable.
Griever213 0
Haha dude really?!?!
whirlpoolriding 0
Excuse me but this is a bigger FML for HER.
fuckinthingsux 0
do your kegels. seriously they work
cubanmafia89 0
daaaaaaamn!!!!!!
EmmaLyn1994 0
It actually happens a lot with me. But I would nver say it to his face :D
ymcmb312 0
haha try to hold it in for as long as you can!