izzie
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Bad sex
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Rollercoaster ride
Today, I had had sex while sober for the first time in years. It was really awkward, bumpy, and I kept on apologizing for being so terrible. FML
stillkindahorny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bad sex
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
le_evan
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Time waster
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
youaresodumb
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Routine
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
pathetic
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
disapointed girl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Annie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Waste
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Anonymous
Westminster, United States 🌶️ Spicy
First time?
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Top comments
rockstatic 0
These FMLs are so annoying. Look, your "problem" is that the guy is too attracted to you, and came right away. Here are some things you can do about it: 1. Make him come once first, then have sex with you. See how that goes. 2. Do a lot more foreplay. If you're that concerned about not getting enough action, have him eat you out first or finger you or use a vibrator on you. If you've already come, then it's not even that bad if he can't last. 3. Act like he's some sort of failure and your life is some sort of a disaster. Sex is always about working things out. Stop whining just because it wasn't earth-shaking right away.
paran01d_andr01d 0
That sucks! Just buy some batteries ; )
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Comments (91)
FMLRevoluSean 0
Mustve been a long apology, cuz I wasn't that bad!
paran01d_andr01d 0
That sucks! Just buy some batteries ; )
gingersss 5
oh wow, truely sadness
tencentsakiss 19
I love that song
Blue_Coconuts 7
I **** right in my pants, everytime you're next to me.. And when we're holding hands, it's like having sex to me. You say I'm premature, I just call it esctacy. I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity!
buddybudda 0
maybe he just sucks at sex? make him put on like 5condoms so he would feel it as much
FMLRevoluSean 0
Omg I got first 2 1/2 times!!! that's my personal best!
rawritsmary 0
apology for what?
YourScrewed 0
YDI for having sex with Bill Clinton...
WolfsGuns 0
It's time for.......Viagra......and some tape!!!!!
FMLRevoluSean 0
Well if it was the first time in six months for him too, you can hardly blame him.
Notjustanother1 0
I agree with 21 if you pull the trigger on a fully loaded gun if gonna blast hard give the trigger a second squeeze and you should be good
tsc32 2
two pump chump?
troubleinharlem 0
tape?
Horney4her69 0
I'm sorry, I was too excited.
FMLRevoluSean 0
To everyone who is confused, she's saying that he couldn't last (cummed early), and his apology took more time than the sex itself.
ladiesman14 0
i had to apologize for deep throating my girlfriend and making her throwup. dam gag reflex.
FMLRevoluSean 0
Wow they have Newfoundland in Canada?
KiddNYC1O 22
lol 51 I thought the op's bf's apology was due to anal ha
biagginoUSA 5
lmao haha
sugarbabyxoxo 2
LOL @ 8 I was listening to that when I was reading this hahah..
karebear9 0
stfu 39... ur a fat little teenager... you proabaly cream yourself just thinking of the word tit...
imlagginglol 0
59 made me laugh out loud
joseph11 0
hahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
PrototypeMind 0
62 got laid!??
mikemalk123 0
cause he'd prilly not had sex in months either and your sh** was prolly tight as hell, can't fault nature
samantha_durano 6
hahahah 65! oh sorry rachel, didn't mean to insult you. not that it matters or anything, I'll just go make out in my bikini with my girlfriend since I'm a "slutty bitchhhh".
sharpl916 0
yea.. even if she strips her self to nothing in time square ppl would jst ignore or throw stuff at her. No offence tho(oh I meant no physical offence)
samantha_durano 6
Rachel can suck my dick.
Tripout 0
Thor89 U were off a bit but...eh close enough
matrasveer 1
If he is your boyfriend, and you made him wait for months as well, then YDI.
chey15 0
Op, YDI for caring about sex
soccerfreak878 0
was it just a long apology?
youngcat24 0
idont get it.
Alex12321_fml 0
Jimmy is HOT!:)
Loosifur 0
next time, skip the talk and get straight to the sex.
tencentsakiss 19
this site hates me right now. it's replying in all the wrong spots :(
FMLRevoluSean 0
Good job #1 I'm jealous!
Blue_Coconuts 7
Maybe he gave a 2 hour speech?
FMLRevoluSean 0
Nevermind I am #1...
Tripout 0
dude ur not funny. I've grown annoyed with ur comments. If u wanna be funny ACTUALLY PUT EFFORT INTO IT. Cuz ur not. I'm not tryin to be mean or anythin but really. UR NOT FUNNY.
qriztyy4747 3
where did my comment go? hm...
xbooyahx 0
7is a pretty hawt gingersnap
jakemg 0
except she's not
tb15 0
epic fail
tencentsakiss 19
ug this wasn't supposed to be a reply
rambone9494 0
#9 and 10. suuuuuper hot!!!
fodyshark 0
13 dude nine is nasty
RaIeigh 0
No ****, bruh.
tencentsakiss 19
thanks sirs :]
Bethanytaylor96 5
whatta shame.
rockstatic 0
These FMLs are so annoying. Look, your "problem" is that the guy is too attracted to you, and came right away. Here are some things you can do about it: 1. Make him come once first, then have sex with you. See how that goes. 2. Do a lot more foreplay. If you're that concerned about not getting enough action, have him eat you out first or finger you or use a vibrator on you. If you've already come, then it's not even that bad if he can't last. 3. Act like he's some sort of failure and your life is some sort of a disaster. Sex is always about working things out. Stop whining just because it wasn't earth-shaking right away.
alphabravo76 0
well said mate!!! don't whine about it, work on it with him! mind you, when I cum, I cum with the thunder!