Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, despite warning my new girlfriend I suffer from bad premature ejaculation, and should get her to orgasm first with my hand or mouth, she insisted I “just fuck her already” then she blamed me when it was over in 15 seconds. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
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Shockskilletz 0
ah you mean the boyfriend you dont have
FYLDeep 26
You can always wear a strap-on to compensate for your lack of manliness.
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Comments (164)
yipyip_fml 0
Just go down on her or use your fingers. Just because the sex is finished doesn't mean you can't satisfy her. Believe it or not, penetrative sex is not the be all and end all of sexy fun.
Gumbinator 11
agreed! =p
pADRe_fml 2
;)
v_garcia3 0
trust me a girl can NVR get used to a guy cumin fast...she's either cheatin or damn she must really love u!!!
evilhobbitofdoom 4
Try using a desensitizing cream or a **** ring to increase your stamina. Also remember your tongue is a very good tool.
gixxer922 0
that's love
ktbird 0
That's sad. Just pull out when youre getting close... take a break from time to time.
Gumbinator 11
that's what I do! haha just be careful. =)
tcordell 0
so, they say that eating honey can prolong your stamina during sex...don't know if it works, but my guess is ur willing to try just about anything...oh, and FYL...
SaintE_fml 0
tongue
RedPillSucks 33
Just make sure there isn't a line of guys at the bedroom door muttering "Is he done yet"?
okieraider71 4
All men need for sex is a place, but women need a purpose. You have no idea what her "purpose" is--FML FOR HER. You should make a woman ****** 2 or 3 times before you come inside her. (Do you not have fingers or a mouth?) Your woman can be stolen from you. Quite easily in fact.
5t3ff1k4h 47
2-3 times? I'm okay with one! And it doesn't even have to be every time we have sex.