Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, despite warning my new girlfriend I suffer from bad premature ejaculation, and should get her to orgasm first with my hand or mouth, she insisted I “just fuck her already” then she blamed me when it was over in 15 seconds. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
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Shockskilletz 0
ah you mean the boyfriend you dont have
FYLDeep 26
You can always wear a strap-on to compensate for your lack of manliness.
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Comments (164)
brian15_fml 0
think of guys while having sex
allenrotstein 0
Tha's just wrong in so many ways...
wisericky 12
good one that made me lol =D
natilie69 0
or old fat ladys ewwww
DjeePee 25
Poor girl. I pity her.
tboy3500 0
lmao yeah no joke
gigilvrs6 0
Aww well.... hope your girlfriend is ok with it?
WiseGuy79 14
Lol You have to pace yourself rookie
5up3rTAN 0
if she sucked you off first before sex then you'd take longer to cum cos it would be your second ****** in a row. I say it's her fault for not being thoughtful and inventive !!!
tboy3500 0
u r right!!!!!!
THESTONEDDUDE 13
I agree good call.
Rubybabeexx 0
yerr clever.
SaintE_fml 0
so true
that_guy_ollie 0
what if she sucks at head ? ( like my little pub there? i know im awsome 8) )
mitchie11 0
so true. you're a bright one :)
kristir9426 0
said the girl with the lolipop in her mouth...
yuggi1 11
Maybe she didn't because he's a one-time show.
fuckinthingsux 0
true that. some women are so inconsiderate
ImApencil 0
stop getting so excited so quick. but I can't blame ya ;) I do the same
Therealbeast660_fml 0
Hey I say it's about us men anyway at least WE Get to finish woman could go for ever they have nothin to keep up!!!!!
TeenieAmerica 9
So I'm guessing you can last about, what, thirty seconds in bed?
Telinaa 0
I'm sorry, but have you personally experienced a female ******?
DocBastard 40
Ladies, don't feed the illiterate troll.
6sick6 4
Yeah, tobholding it in is great.. And I love pornatars :)
Joseph_Stalin 0
Expect her to be cheating on you...
bayonet 0
Hahaha...loser