Today, I was driving to my company picnic with 85 lbs of meat in the back seat, and 1 gallon of homemade BBQ sauce and mustard in large pans riding shotgun. As I drove down a steep hill, the BBQ sauce pan slid forward, hit the glove box and exploded in my front seat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating whilst driving. I tried to stop sauce from spilling on the console and instead smashed into a parked car. FML
Today, on my lunch break, I was walking to my car balancing 3 tacos, soda and napkins. A gust of wind blew my napkins up the street. In my attempt to catch them, I tripped onto the sidewalk. The tacos landed inside a car. Its owner came out just in time to see me standing next to their dash covered in salsa and lettuce. FML
Today, I started a new job and wanted to seem organized, so I brought a homemade lunch in a container. I went to heat it up, but forgot to remove the lid completely. The container exploded in the microwave, covering the inside with sauce. I spent my lunch break cleaning it while my coworkers smirked. FML
Today, I filled a bag full of Beer Cheese soup. Set it on the passenger seat to take home. Got home to realize the bag was leaking. The passenger seat and floor are covered in soup. My car is new. FML
Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML
Today, my mom sent me home with some delicious-looking BBQ ribs because I'd missed a cookout due to work. I set them on the counter, intent on putting them in the oven, but had to make a quick run to the bathroom. I came back to find my roommate's cat sitting in the plate, covered in sauce, as he helped himself. FML
Today, I was massively hungover and driving home. I had a strong suspicion that I was gonna ralph so I was smart and pulled over. I emptied the contents of my stomach into a shopping bag and was proud I didn't make a mess all over the car. Seconds later, the bottom of the bag gave out. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML
Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML
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Top comments
MissGrinch 4
What are seat belts for then? Hmm?
lickmyjock 0
I know that is one hell of a mess, but it must smell damn good in your car now. you're never going to have a problem picking up fat chicks in that ride.
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Comments (92)
kruzito 0
lol
desichiqa 0
haha that's funny
kotomi 0
..tomorrow OP will get fired
yafuckyourlife 4
DUHH!! How can you not anticipate that? what can go wrong, will.
solecism 0
85 pounds of meat? that's a week of lady gaga clothes!
un_nomable 6
LOL. just simply... LOL.
KingDingALing 9
OP, this is a good thing! Now you always have a snack to eat when you're driving! :D
thelumberjack 0
you are so retarded. put the sauce on the floor
riceplum 0
strap dat shit down fool
ygdrassil 17
ALWAYS keep the sauce in tuperwares, wrapped in bags, in a cooler surrounded by stuff to keep it in place in the trunk.
SupYo 0
No shit einstein.
Ben360 6
you should have buckled them up
brittber 0
lol
pronounciations 5
lol
paid2think 0
Lol
OwNowBrownCow 0
El oh el
Astroman129 7
Trololo
Phustercluck 11
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Matu 4
LOL
MissGrinch 4
What are seat belts for then? Hmm?
SillyEars 0
people.
FFML_314 12
Dead bodies?
MissGrinch 4
#17 is correct. >:)
FFML_314 12
Always!
msiochi12 0
hahahahha I'm sorry, must have been fun to clean up!!
Asstazztic 8
Tell everyone to dig in hahaha
cbr600_fml 0
ha that sucks op just put ur dog in the car for an hour or so he will galdly clean most of it for u
valtraxman69 0
Guess you could say you've got a mess on your hands. OH YEAH!
MasterOfTheXP 2
is the sauce ok? :(
FirstBornUnicorn 0
No. It died in a house fire.
Rowdey 10
-_- Hilarious.
lickmyjock 0
I know that is one hell of a mess, but it must smell damn good in your car now. you're never going to have a problem picking up fat chicks in that ride.
cyaneyedangel 2
That's just stupid. Was there nothing in your head telling you that it might not be the best idea in the world to have it loose on the front seat? could you not have asked someone to ride along with you to hold them?
Lisa89 3
^ This I alwayas take into account liquids+breakable objects+putting on the breaks+turning round courners ect when putting things into a car. I know it's easy to forget, but best to get out of the habit of forgetting..