Today, my science teacher said I looked like a hedgehog, then had the whole class take a vote. They voted unanimously that yes, I do look like a hedgehog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML
Today, as a science teacher, I did a science experiment in front of a class. One of my students asked me if it was "photoshopped." He was being serious. FML
Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML
Today, I was playing with my hedgehog and he started licking my face. I thought it was super cute, until he latched onto my eyelid with his teeth. He then created a ball of saliva and blood and coated his body in it. FML
Today, during a regular checkup at the dentist, I got a wisdom tooth pulled out which resulted in me looking like a fat hamster. Tomorrow is my first day as an English teacher in high school. FML
Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Dye your hair pink, and carry a large hammer around. Voilá, one successful Amy Rose cosplay.
PenguinPal3017 19
Gotta go fast!
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Comments (21)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Dye your hair pink, and carry a large hammer around. Voilá, one successful Amy Rose cosplay.
PenguinPal3017 19
Gotta go fast!
Inkoseh 33
Covered in gold rings too?
RichardPencil 32
How did you vote, Dimmesdale?
Glowworm56 27
The name of the hedgehog was actually Spiny Norman.
Dustin Thompson 6
Damn if that was me I’d get that teacher fired. I grew up with teachers like this and it damages you later in life😔
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
In a funny way or bullying way? 🤔
GrumpyGrinch 23
Considering that this is in FML then even if it was fun for the teacher and class it was bullying for the OP. Which is what counts.
ViviMage 40
OBJECTION!! Your name isn't Phoenix Wright!
GrumpyGrinch 23
This is textbook bullying, done by person of authority, involving minors, blah, blah, blah,,, No teacher has any right to make any comment on the student's looks (apart from how you should wear your uniform if there is one). And have the class vote? WOW. Disrespectful AF. Even if it was meant as a joke, the bullies in the crowd in the future will see this as a free pass. Get his sorry ass fired: first get your parents involved, go to school principal, to school board, regional education authority. Luckily you got plenty of witnesses.
RichardPencil 32
Nah, textbook bullying is where the victim is hassled for having to work from used textbooks, and in turn, they bully people using loose-leaf editions. The insanity has to stop!
Darkness_Hate 29
Well embrace it and use the name Sonic from now on!
notatfault 8
I don't see the problem, hedgehogs are adorable!!!