Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, despite warning my new girlfriend I suffer from bad premature ejaculation, and should get her to orgasm first with my hand or mouth, she insisted I “just fuck her already” then she blamed me when it was over in 15 seconds. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
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Shockskilletz 0
ah you mean the boyfriend you dont have
FYLDeep 26
You can always wear a strap-on to compensate for your lack of manliness.
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Comments (164)
kmao 0
I share her pain...
F3ShOtF 3
that sucks man.. you need some desensitizing cream or something. lmao. I usually have to apologize for never stopping and hurting her vag.
Lindzer 0
riiiight
wanda4u2 2
#4 :)
samtj11 0
what's the big deal about cuming quickly? after you've cummed you can just carry on until she is satisfied?? why stop?
DRush_fml 12
There steps you can take to prevent that from happening...
Unbannedban 0
buddy, go slowly at first, work the outside. And if your about to bust a nut, think of something else, or just start working her with your hands again until you calm down
snoogans77 2
how old are you dude?
momony_fml 0
four words-give her my number
Focker218_fml 0
Who cares
masterrbASIAN 0
I asked my bf his secret(4 lasting), he says he thinks of halo. but I don't think he was thinking about it last night