Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, despite warning my new girlfriend I suffer from bad premature ejaculation, and should get her to orgasm first with my hand or mouth, she insisted I “just fuck her already” then she blamed me when it was over in 15 seconds. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
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Shockskilletz 0
ah you mean the boyfriend you dont have
FYLDeep 26
You can always wear a strap-on to compensate for your lack of manliness.
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Comments (164)
suprmidgt 0
try some foreplay and a couple positions maybe she'll get there faster and your lack of stamina won't be an issue
dropxdeadxgeneva 0
if you know you're going to get some, touch yourself before.
Leftieswillrule 3
"waaaaah I'm a bad **** but my girlfriend can look past that"
saragr94 2
haha
JayStorm 0
jack off before sex. or have her giv u head till u blow. then ****. ull go twice as long bro.
phungie 0
hey, at least she still give you some, but you should maybe practice to go longer... because she can just go find somebody else to have a longer sex session with.... [[just saying]]
l3rett 1
get owned
denigma 0
Sorry..but she's gangter if that's exactly how it happend..rotfl lucky for you we don't know ur real name
20InchesOfFun 0
damn most if these comments are dumb but take your time dude!
schmansen 0
Today, as I was getting off of my first bus heading home from work, I saw the old man who's been stalking me for weeks- obviously waiting for me. He then proceeded to follow me on to the next bus. FML