Today, after we went and spent $30 to get our two youngest boys hair cut last weekend, they snuck my beard trimmer and had a go at doing it themselves. Guess whose heads are buzzed now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barbershop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barbershop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, to save money, I tried following a YouTube tutorial to trim my beard myself. Halfway through, the clippers slipped, and now I have a huge chunk missing in the middle of my chin. I tried to even it out, but it just got worse. Now I look like I lost a fight with a Flymo. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
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ahabsfan 17
Let’s be honest, $30 for two haircuts? The haircuts couldn’t have been that good. Anything they did was probably an improvement.
rainbowdonnareed 18
Exactly they took one look and fixed it. Why was the beard trimmer where they could get it?
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
Wow! This one is tricky. My guess is: your family dog and Boris Johnson.
ahabsfan 17
Let’s be honest, $30 for two haircuts? The haircuts couldn’t have been that good. Anything they did was probably an improvement.
rainbowdonnareed 18
Exactly they took one look and fixed it. Why was the beard trimmer where they could get it?
Yudith 28
Sounds like you will save a lot of money in child's haircuts in the future.
metroido 21
Well, if they’re kids, they probably don’t have a concept of money or empathy.
Hangryko 32
YDI for keeping your shaver where your small children can access it.